function testy() {
alert("Testing.    Y  Y  Y  ");
}

var xsz=200, ysz=200, xx=50, yy=50, winname="yukkkkk", soundsw=0;
var oursfx="aqk.",  at="@";
var user="aqk";

function jsend(){
   mailem="mailto:" +user + at + oursfx + "ca";
  location.href=mailem;
  window.status="lets emaail-  " + mailem;
    }

function genwin(){
	xx=(screen.width-xsz)/2, yy=(screen.height-ysz)/2;
	zeitgeist=window.open(winname, "PLONQ2", "width="+xsz+",height="+ysz+",channelmode=0,dependent=0,screenx="+xx+",screeny="+yy+",left="+xx+",top="+yy+",fullscreen=0,toolbar=0,status=no,menubar=no,location=no,resizable=no,scrollbars=yes,directories=no"); 
	zeitgeist.focus;
	}
function amazoo(){
alert("Ahhhh! An oenophile! \n You've come to the right place!");
winname="plonqbooks.htm", xsz=300, ysz=520;
	genwin();
	}
function cheese(){
winname="cheeseshop.htm", xsz=535, ysz=230;
	genwin();
	}
function vidwind(){
alert("Not quite ready yet for prime time...");
winname="videos.htm", xsz=480, ysz=540;
	genwin();
	}
function guestadd(){
winname="addtxt.php", xsz=480, ysz=540;
	genwin();
	}
function guestsee(){
winname="listtxt.php", xsz=480, ysz=540;
	genwin();
	}

function SEX(){
var xxsz=120, yysz=90;
win= window.open("truewine.htm", "truwin", "width="+xxsz+",height="+yysz+",channelmode=0,dependent=0,screenx=360,screeny=11,left=360,top=11,fullscreen=0,toolbar=0,status=0,menubar=0,location=0,resizable=1,scrollbars=0,directories=0"); 
//   ......no history.go(-1); 
    }